Well you did it, your master-plan worked at last.
You have made all the women of retro Apple fans into sexually frustrated and unsatisfied wives .
Don't you know that your products are causing premature ejaculation immediately after their boxes are opened by the customers?

All over the world retro Apple fans are cumming into their underpants in Post and DHL offices, just because of the beauty that your products have.
CUMgrats

Не се сдържах, извинете ме за онгийския, просто на БГ хумора се губи.
Поздрави за поредното произведение на изкуството.